Levi McCallum

Funny, after being here 4 years, this is also my perspective on the world.

There are so many uses for bacon. Sometimes I have solid days where all I do is think about bacon. I've brainstormed future business enterprises like the bacon boutique, a bakery that only sells bacon-themed baked goods with class and upscaled prices; and wearable dried bacon fashion that's completely edible any time of the day. I sometimes like to think I am the bacon version of George Washington Carver and God has given me an ability to channel my creative forces in terms of bacon.

As I stumbled across these amazing holiday-friendly bacon cups of salad today, I felt a strong sense of warmth and love radiating from my screen. This sparks my imagination into wondering what it would be like to devour one of these all-in-one wonders. Only time will tell, as I journey through the next few months with these cups of heaven plastered in my mind.

I NEED TO MAKE THESE STAT!

This is so awesome. Hoth was always one of those planets that intrigued me the most. There was a snow monster, probes falling from the sky, and Darth Vader in snow attire.

Be criticized for doing small “safe” things, or be criticized for doing big things that you’re passionate about. That is the choice. The criticism will come either way, whether in the form of self-talk (the former) or ankle biters (the latter).

I now realize I was just ignorant and thought all those hippies were idiots. Look at me, I'm now the idiot with a bottle of Ethos in my hand. Gosh, I guess while I was helping those kids in Africa, I was actually killing myself and the rest of the entire human race.

My goodness, if only my inner Jew would let me drop $230 on this fresh pair. Thank you father Abraham for giving me a sense of financial accountability...not. Okay, I'll stop being the sarcastic kvetcher, however, I do need these kicks on my feet.

This new December release from Nike SB makes my knees buckle. Talk about a perfect 10!